Saturday, December 27, 2008

"Step Brothers" Movie Review


Hi all,

Who loves time off from the everyday grind?  (rhetorical question, or you can talk to yourself)  I do.  I love to have time to run trails, swim, walk my dogs hang out in the coffee shop and just be.  I do, however tend to go "high and right" or "high order" (military/operator slang term for a little pissed off) when that precious free time is fettered away.  I was recently misled by some colleagues on a not so intellectual movie choice.  Now, don't get me wrong, I do enjoy some good old fashion pedestrian humor, but the movie "Step Brothers" is possibly the worst fucking waste of time, piece of shit movie I have ever seen in my life.  I am actually going to have a hard time associating with my friends and coworkers after being directed toward this silver screen fucking joke of a flic.  I mean, if the writers/directors aim was to create a movie that would alienate people from each other's ridiculous movie choice, kudos.

Hope you enjoyed my review of the worst film of all time.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Merry Jewmas


Hi all,

Just thought I would send a shout out to all you mofos that read my blog (all four of you).  Have a great holiday and watch your ass.  There are a lot of freaks out there.



Love,

djp

Friday, December 19, 2008

Funny Little Boy


Funny story.  This 4 yo boy's mother told me the funniest story the other night at a dinner party. They (boy and fam) just moved from a larger city to Lubbock where they had had him (little boy) in a Jewish pre-school, even though they were not Jewish.  Anyway they moved to Lubbock for jobs at TTU this summer and put him in an Episcopal school.  The little boy was told the news that he was to be going to an Episcopal school and his response was just so perfect.  The boy asked his mother and father, "How am I going to be Jewish?"  

I just had to tell this story, because I have been asking myself that question for a long time now.  

Thursday, December 11, 2008

"KTXT Asassinated by Domestic Terrorist Group"


When I heard the news yesterday, my response was similar to that of being attacked by terrorists.  "KTXT goes off the air" says the Daily Toreador.  More like, KTXT blown to bits by I.E.D. today.  Who in the hell are these people.  That station has been a cornerstone, for me at least, since the early 80's.  It just seemed short sighted.  I would imagine that a fund raiser would have pulled them through if the listeners and the staff for that matter would have had more that half a days notice.  But ya know, it really fits in this disposable cut throat world we live in.  Kudos to you fuckers for yanking yet another piece of nostalgia from Tech.  Maybe you can buy a new f'n goal post or box seat with the extra cash.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

The joking racist

Ok, pet peeve time.  My favorite kinds of racists are the joking ones.  The ones that try to cover it by trying to show you how they can be comfortable joking about your race/religion right at you.  You know these funny people, they are freaking everywhere.  It's funny the first time, but holy shit man, give it a rest.  I hate whitie.